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Dad Joke Dump #1

Jun 03, 2020 • 1 Min Read
Dad Jokes

If you don't know, I LOVE dad jokes. They are the right amount of snarky humor for me. I usually have a TON that I see on the internet. So my goal is to just dump dad jokes in an article every once in a while because why not? Be prepared to laugh or cringe because IMO, I think these are ALL awesome.

A  Cowoker named Celsius recently retired at my work, so they hired a guy named Kelvin to replace him.
He's the new temp.

Two peanuts were walking down the street.
One was a salted.

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.

When does a joke become a dad joke?
When It becomes apparent.

I used to HATE facial hair
But then it grew on me.

Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump
But that's comparing apples to oranges. 

And the last one!

Why did the calendar fear for his life?
Because it's days are numbered

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