Dad Joke Dump #1
Jun 03, 2020 • 1 Min Read
If you don't know, I LOVE dad jokes. They are the right amount of snarky humor for me. I usually have a TON that I see on the internet. So my goal is to just dump dad jokes in an article every once in a while because why not? Be prepared to laugh or cringe because IMO, I think these are ALL awesome.
A Cowoker named Celsius recently retired at my work, so they hired a guy named Kelvin to replace him.
He's the new temp.
Two peanuts were walking down the street.
One was a salted.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When It becomes apparent.
I used to HATE facial hair
But then it grew on me.
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump
But that's comparing apples to oranges.
And the last one!
Why did the calendar fear for his life?
Because it's days are numbered
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